Thursday, March 29, 2007

CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!

CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!
CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!

KiarslyThick.com, a division of Karmul Entertainment of NC, is looking for beautiful BBW models to be featured on our adult website. If you have the looks, and you have what it takes to be a model, then let a sista know! Hit me up on Yahoo 360 (http://360.yahoo.com/dcadrian2001), MySpace (daquietstorm05) or send an email to dcadrian2001@yahoo.com .

Fellas, you are not being left out! We are also looking for some uninhibited brothers to help out our beautiful BBW models in their photos shoots. So you can hit me up as well.

If you need any additional information, want to know the background of the startup company, or even want to see some of the photos already taken by our signature models, just let me know.

Monday, March 19, 2007

MQSE is coming along!

Well I am back on the stroll of creating my DREAM COMPANY!

I am working with Onyx Unlimited out of Wilmington, DE in creating paradise for networking, partygoers, and the consenting adults in both the Washington, DC and Wilmington, DE locations. My division will be called MQSEntertainment, and it feature all of the hottest dancers, freestyle hip-hop artists, models, and local businesses in the area.

Interesed? Want more Information? you can send me a comment or email me at mqshbic@yahoo.com. I will give you all of the details and how you can fit in to my dream.

Company's Motto:
"The Best is Demanded and the Pleasure is Guaranteed"

My Bar Tab is $735

Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The Dream Office Part 1

THE DREAM OFFICE

I work for a small software firm doing helpdesk support down in a little city called Raleigh. Since I am the supervisor, you can say that I know my shyt, and no one here can tell me otherwise. My team consists of four men, all of who are married, nosy as hell and forgets that I am sitting within earshot ninety-nine percent of the time. I don’t mind the chatter; it only gives me an insight about what they look for in a woman if they ever wanted to cheat on their wives. Their flirtatious thoughts are registered in a small file in the back of my mind. I don’t like to mix business with pleasure, but I never let an opportunity for dick pass me by.

Let me give you a peek at my name and my nature. My name is Dream – Dream Patterson-Black. Despite being a big girl, I am a very sexual person by nature. Making love and fucking is two entirely different worlds for me. I don’t make love with no one unless I was really in love with them, and it will take a while to express that side of me to any man. To put it mildly, every man knows their place in my life - to get my rocks off and get the hell out. Sometimes I feel like dick, sometimes I want to be licked, as long as I get my rocks off. As the saying goes, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

This week in particular, we didn’t have a lot of calls coming in, so the crew had a little breathing room to chit chat between calls. They were all giving their so-called 'report' on all of the new girls that started working in the building. They were all on a consensus that one girl in particular had the fattest ass in the building. I already had peeped out the girl. She appeared to be like the pretty girl that could be a lousy lay. While I am listening to them complain and talk, my mind started to drift. I found myself sizing them up mentally with the information that they allowed me to hear to see that would be the weakest link for me to attack. I studied each one intently, like an artist looking at its subject before he strokes the canvas with the brush. .

The first guy is Mason. Mason is thirty-two, brown skinned, five foot ten, and is really a crazy, cool guy. He attracts the hoochie mama drama queens like flies to shyt most of the time - hell every girl that he ever mentioned sounds like that type. His wife appears to be that girl that will always have that spare dick lying around, just in case Mason doesn’t perform to her satisfaction. The next guy is Laron. Laron is an older cat - forty-five or so, that appears to have a little kinky streak to him. He reminds me of Willie Dynamite, that cool pimp that could talk a girl out of her panties and her income with that baby face. The third guy is Allen, but I call him Huey p. Newton because of his mind and his complexion, which is honey colored. He is always taking about some type of religious or military conspiracy happening within the US and abroad. While some of it could be true, some is really coincidental, but he makes it appears it to be all fact. Huey is a TNA man (tits-n-ass for the people), and that is all that he likes to see on a woman. He seems like the type that wouldn’t dare cheat on his wife, but if he could, just one chance, I think that he would go for it. I got on the inside of his mind once as a joke, so I know that he haven’t had a ménage nor anal from a girl, which is almost every man's fantasy that I have come across. The last one I call Choirboy. He will occasionally corral with the boys, but he mainly stays to himself. At forty-nine, he sure as hell don’t look like it. He wears his hair long and straight, which is highly unusual unless you are a retired pimp. I was lost in the thought of it all, when I hear Mason ask me a question. "Excuse me, Mason", I said, being apologetic. "Its OK,' he said. "It looked like you were lost in thought". I told him that I had a lot on my mind, and answered his question. Now I turned my attention to the main conversation, which is on another chick that they have been drooling over in the office across the hall.

“I'm telling you man, she have a nicer ass than the other one,” Huey said. “Whosoever is hitting that has got to love the view”. Laron and Mason agreed with a nod. Choirboy didn’t say a word. I just smiled, as if embarrassed. "Oh I am sorry Dream", he said. Before I knew it, I had given him the shock of his life. "You want to hit that, don’t you?” I asked. Huey looked nervous, as if he had swallowed a canary. "You can admit it. You want to put her face down ass up and break her back". Laron and Mason had a look of shock on their faces. Choir Boy turned around and stared at me, bewildered and shocked as well.

Huey gulped hard, trying to swallow his heart and all of his other organs. "Yeah I wouldn’t mind, but I cant, you know that," he said, trying to ease the tension that I had created. I knew I had him reeling.

"Put that out of your mind for a minute. If you knew that you could fuck her, would you?” I asked him. He took a gulp of air.

"If you put it that way, yeah I would. I would tear that ass a new one,” he nodded. That is what I like to hear, I thought to myself. Laron saw the look in my eyes, and I guess that he really wanted to stop me in my tracks. The plan came too late for anyone to attempt to stop me.

"What are you trying to do?" Laron asked.

"I’m just being nosey, that's all. Since half the time you guys realize that I’m not here, why not ask the burning questions.” I turned toward Huey, who have begun to turn red from embarrassment. “Did I embarrass you Huey?" Huey shook his head and said no. " I just never heard you talk like that before. " Well they will be hearing a lot more of that type of talk from my lips. Mason turned to take a call. As he turned I could see that he had been aroused slightly by the bulge in his pants. I think I found the weakest link.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Voltron Breakdance Clip-- Robot Chicken

I love this clip from Robot Chicken! Voltron getting served!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Christmas Wish List

It is that time of year where the true meaning of christmas goes out the window and to the local stores and malls all over the world. I am going to join in the fanfare and give you my personal wishlist.

Apple computer (desktop or laptop)
Nintendo Wii
FujiFilm S5200 or Pentax Optio M20 digital camera
More lenses for my Canon 35mm camera

What I really want for Christmas is one day of peace in the world.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

R.I.P Angie 1971-2006

On December 10, 2006, I lost a very dear friend of mine to lupus. She fought a very had battle up until the end. This song was one of my friends favorite gospel songs.

When Sunday Comes

by Daryl Coley

Verse:
When Sunday comes, my trouble gone,
as soon as it gets here, I'll have a new song.
When Sunday comes,
I won't have to cry no more,
Jesus will soothe my troubled mind,
all of my heartaches will be left behind;
when Sunday comes.
Chorus:
Just to behold His face, His saving grace.
Oh yes, I've got to see Jesus for me,
when Sunday comes (2x).

Vamp 1:
Come Sunday,
come Sunday.

Vamp 2:
Come Sunday, shout my troubles over.
Come Sunday, cry no more.

Sunday,
come Sunday, see His face.
Sunday,
come Sunday, saving grace.

Vamp 3:
Sunday (7x),
hallelujah

Sunday(8x),
thank You Jesus

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Tuesday’s Worst Persons in the World

This is from MSNBC.com

How about the whole unnamed family from South Carolina. Great Grandma got the 12-year-old boy a Nintendo Gameboy Advance for Christmas, but she wrapped it up, put it under the Christmas tree and told him not to open it. Hadn’t he punched a police officer last month, it was perhaps no surprise that the boy opened it anyway, whereupon his mother called the cops and had her 12-year-old son arrested for unwrapping the expensive Christmas present that you got him anyway too early.

A not very functional family in South Carolina, Tuesday’s Worst Persons in the World.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Poem - Love Eventually

Love Eventually

I'm tired of the roller coaster ride
that my heart is taking me through
I don't know what love is anymore
because love has never been true
treating me like a motherless child
tossed away with yesterday's news
not caring about any feelings
that haunts me
I hold on to the thought that one day
One day love will find me
Eventually

I can see my longing for that love
cradling me in its arms
As a mother soothes her child
giving me that agape love that I yearn
Unconditional, not thinking about the consequences
that has been bestowed upon me
I want to feel the warmth of the breeze going through my hair
as the sands in an hourglass
the sun warming my soul with each ray
welcoming me to live life once again
and my soul becomes free from its restraints
that the hurt of love holds
soaring like an eagle high above the clouds
my heart will be unbound ready to love
eventually

Homewreckers' Anthem


This is the Homewrecker's Anthem. If you can the songs that make up her anthem, take them as a warning and watch what you say. She may be listening to your everything thought!


All you gotta do is say yes
Don't deny what you feel
Let me undress you babe
Open up your mind and just rest
I'm about to let you know ...

Come and get this, waited all my life for your touch and soft kiss
And life will never be the same, while ya moan and groan
I hear your voice call my name
Holding your body like a plastic molding
Your soul I'll be controlling
As the candles burn, we toss and turn
From night to day, all our pleasures we learn
Come and play with me tonight's our night baby,
50 candles burn bright
Come and roll with me
Make love to me
Hold on tight, It's going to be a bumpy ride

I won't tell your secrets
Your secrets are safe with me
I will keep your secrets
Just think of me as the pages in your diary

Friday, November 24, 2006

Plastic Surgery

Plastic Surgery

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret andthe surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality andthat the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went throughthis all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery andempathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."

Friday, November 17, 2006

R.I.P Squeakers (2003-2006)


My beloved cat Squeakers died this evening at home after a brief illness. He is survived by his mother Sam, his sister Brownie, and step-brother Oreo.

He will be greatly missed by all.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

R&B singer Gerald Levert dead at 40

Gerald Levert, the R&B singer whose hits included "I Swear" and "I'd Give Anything," as well as chart-toppers with the groups LeVert and LSG, has died, according to his label, Atlantic Records. He was 40.

Levert died of a heart attack Friday at his Cleveland, Ohio, home, according a statement from Atlantic.

"He was one of the greatest voices of our time, who sang with unmatched soulfulness and power, as well as a tremendously gifted composer and an accomplished producer," the statement read. "Above all, he was an exceptional human being whose warmth and grace inspired us all."

Levert, the son of O'Jays member Eddie Levert Sr., first hit it big with his sibling Sean and friend Marc Gordon as the trio LeVert in the mid-'80s. The group's hits included the 1987 song "Casanova," which hit the Top Five on the pop charts.

Gerald Levert went solo in 1991. His hits included a duet with his father, "Baby Hold On to Me."
In 1997 he and singers Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat formed LSG. The group's self-titled album sold more than two million copies, and their hits included "My Body."

More recent albums by Levert included 2002's "The G Spot" and 2004's "Do I Speak for the World."

His most recent album was 2005's "Voices."

Levert had four children.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

A broken heart speaks

As Luther Vandross croons 'there is nothing better than love'. But love has eluded me.

I would like to be in love once again, but I have came to the realization that will never happen. I am confined to the world of bitterness and hatred for the rest of my years. All of my friends around me have love in their lives, but as for me, love simply haunts me. I bury myself into work and family, thinking that will ease the pain. It doesn't.

Men will come and go promising me the world, but nothing will change my broken heart.

People tell me to be patient, and that love will find its way. My question is, how long should I be patient for love to find me? I cry myself to sleep asking why is love eluding me. No one answers. The mere thought brings tears to my eyes and a lump in my throat. Maybe if I hated myself I don't have to deal with the pain. That won't work because I love myself and everything that comes with it.

I shall continue in this life time without love, and make the adjustments.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

the final straw

From: Prince
Date: 3, 2006 8:25 PM For one I am telling the truth but like normal you are the victim and had no part in any wrong doing! as far as my brother goes I told to him today and yesterday so I know you are not telling the truth about that! Now as far as other people go if they want to talk to me they can if not god bless them and like the book says when you start getting closer to the lord you find out who your true friends are! So if they are like that then god dont want them in my life so I am still blessed! So like I said I am blessed and fine with life just wish you the same! so if this the last email I wish you well~

To: Prince
Date: Oct 4 2006 9:07 PM
Aw! You used that same tactic for years to get what you wanted. Now when I use it on you, I'm wrong.

As far as Damon goes you still know how to lie - very badly. Prior to yesterday, you haven't talked to him in over 4 years, yet you still want to call him your brother??! How could you treat your best friend like that! Don't worry, I am taking care of him now, so your 'friendship' isn't necessary. Like I told you, no one, including Damon, wants to have anything to do with you. You are a pathological liar who is trying to use God to get in our good gracious. God removed you from my life before you could do any more emotional harm, and has blessed me with a man that understands the pain that I endured with you and want me to be completely happy and at peace. If you are really saved, then you need to go ahead and marry Natalie and prove to her how you failed me and your first marriage. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and you have an excellent track record.

Monday, October 02, 2006

ex-hubby's remarks

From: Prince
Date: Oct 1 2006 9:27 PM

First of all when I said I love you that was no LIED! An when you I said I would never hurt you That was not a lie either! YOU was the one to hurt me by what you did by not being their for me in my most trying time in my life like a wife was suppose to be! Now this hit you are talking about I never said thier was and if thier was and at that point in my life I dont think I would even tell you iif that was on or not! I have said before I was sorry for the things that went down after you was caught doing what you was doing! First of all You broke us apart I just reacted to what was done and I was happy in marriage with you until you was not thier for me when I need you and you did what you did with Ivory remember that! You had started it all by doing that but I am here to not relive that I just wanted to know how you and Wanya was doing and why you move back home and to see if you was ok! So if I have to once again say I am sorry for the things I did after you did what you did to end our marriage with IVory and not being thier for me in my greatest hour of need then I am Saying it Now I AM SORRY! So why did you move home?
The reason I asked was because you was not thier for me in my greatest time of need and the fact the one and most important thing in the marriage was gone and that was TRUST and at that time I could not or would not deal with not having that in my life I need my WIFE to be the back bone for me at that time in my life and trust her to hold me up when I was weak and you did not do that!

From: DaQuietStorm
Date: Today
Make spell check your friend!!!! I have never seen a person that has a degree and can't spell at all! Oh that’s right…. You don’t have anyone to do it for you.

You claim that I hurt you, wasn’t there for you when you ‘needed me most’, and that you didn’t trust me anymore. When what that???? Was that the time that you were running to Creedmoor to see Tonya and her little band of minions, hanging out with the Married Men Club, or taking phone calls from "your psychiatrist" (I can only assume that was Natalie) until 3AM??? I really lost count on that one. Oh now I remember… you lost all your marbles when Damon got locked up. Now I see why Damon said that you don’t know how to function without him. I couldn’t trust you as far as I could throw you!

Then you have the nerve to blame our failed marriage on Ivy???? The only reason why you are trying to blame this on her is because she didn’t want to sleep with you. Now I want you to recall this conversation. I recall asking for permission to take that step. Apparently you were not man enough to handle it. Any other guy would have loved it and encouraged it. All you had to do was say stop, and it would have been a done deal. But no, that isn’t Prince’s style, and here we are. She had nothing to do with this marriage. It was going to fail from the moment I said I do. I knew that you would never take the vows of marriage seriously because you did not have your head (and not the little one between your legs) on straight. I have never cheated on you, so I know that everything that you were accusing me of is what you were doing. Enough said!

I would like to take this time out to say thank you. Thank you for opening my eyes to the bullshit that you dished out. The man that will have my heart will know the crap that you put me through and appreciate everything that I bring to the relationship. He will also know that communication is the key in my relationship, in which you failed to do. You have made me a stronger woman than what I was before. Now I can truly say to you fuck you and the horse that you rode in on.

There is nothing more for you and I to discuss. Now show this to your future wife Natalie and tell her I said thank you for taking you out of my hair and out of my life!

From: Prince
Date: Oct 2, 2006 8:46 PM
First of all you wait till my life was falling about to ask me something like that so who took advantage of who? Now as far as Tonya went she was a married woman was a good friend to me in my time of need nothing ever happen between me and here till after you and I split! Natalie did not happen till after we split! and as far as IVY I did sleep with Ivy! So I can an have functioin with Damon because I had to because you sure was not their for me like a wife should be! Now I have extended a branch to try and be civil with you not relive the past and to pass blame I have said I sorry but you are still a bitter woman after all this time! i just want to say hi and wish you and your son well and was just wondering why you move back to DC! So I hope GOD bless you and help you! You still dont see that I am only trying to be friendly to you and want nothing bad for you or your family I am here only to say hi and wish you well that is all and maybe we can talk as adults ever now and then not with the problems i dont hate you I dont have any bad feelings in my heart towards you just was hoping that we could talk ever now and then So I am not stalking you I just wanted to know why you move home! and was hoping that you have talked to Rose , Angie, and Marlon so it is up to you if you pass along my information on how to reach me here at myspace! GOD BLESS You

From: DaQuietStorm
Date: Oct 3 2006 12:07
OH MY DEAR, POOR, FREDRICK....
I AM NOT BITTER. I HAVEN'T BEEN BITTER SINCE MY DIVORCE, IN WHICH YOU ASKED FOR (BUT TOLD EVERYONE ELSE). I AM SIMPLY TIRED OF THE LIES THAT YOU HAVE TOLD OVER THE YEARS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH REALLY IS ANY MORE?? AFTER TALKING TO SEVERAL PEOPLE, I FINALLY DO.

NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU! NOT EVEN DAMON! HOW DO I KNOW? I TALKED TO HIM. AS FAR WE ARE CONCERNED, WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO ASSOCIATIONS WITH YOU! SO PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

One Dirty Question

You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you

*1 Dirty QuestionYou guys remember this one. OK, no repeat questions, I answered that already.

And yes, yes, YES.whew, my friends minds are so dirty. The anwer to that question is NO! well, maybe......

My Ex-hubby rears its ugly head..... AGAIN

hey there... the ex-hubby is at it again, and this time, it is no laughing matter. He (apparantly) has been 'stalking' me on Myspace.com and waited for the right moment to stike. Unfortunately, I know all of his secrets and tricks, and this one is no exception. Below is an excerpt of our convo on myspace. I apologize for any spelling errors... he never fared well in the English language.

From: Prince
Date: Sep 29, 2006 2:35 AM
I am surprise you move back to DC I hope all is well with you! saw you on myspace and decide to drop you a line just to say hello! just was wondering how you been doing and all as a friend that all so emal back if you like if not I hope god bless you!!!!

From: DaQuietStorm
Date: Sep 29, 2006 9:30 PM
A friend? HA! You want me to be your friend???? Let's define the word friend.......
1 a : one attached to another by affection or esteem b : ACQUAINTANCE
2 a : one that is not hostile b : one that is of the same nation, party, or group
3 : one that favors or promotes something (as a charity)
4 : a favored companion

The last time I checked, none of the above applied to you! You verbally and emotionally abused me, used me like a snot rag, lied to me and on me every chance you could, and even wanted me and my son dead. When I asked you years ago the same question, the best you could do is tell me that we have known each other for too long. In short, you have NEVER been my friend. Why don't you do yourself a favor and act like I DO NOT EXIST. HAVE A NICE DAY!

From: Prince
Date: Sep 29, 2006 8:03 PM
First it was you that end our marriage not me! I never wanted or would let any harm come to you or your son! as far as abuse I will admit to that I was crashed by what you did because My marriage ment the world to me! I NEVER LIED To you and you know it I was sorting threw my feeling doing the time we was trying to get back together and when I realized that I was doing either one of us any good I walked away out of respect for you! I am not bitter anymore have not been for a long time and most of all I am now a much better man now! I saw you move home and was considered! Look You are a major of my life so I was concern that all did not mean to cause any problems just want to say hello and was hoping to have a conversation that all I hope you and Wanya are doing great that all! I am a saved man now and I am happy and want only the best for you and Wanya and even your mom I hope she is doing well! So email back if you like I am really hoping we can just talk like adults

From: DaQuietStorm
Date: Oct 1 2006 12:12 PM
You must have lost a chunk of your memory! YOU stood in our home and asked for the divorce! I just gave you what you wanted. That must have shocked the crap out of you.

let me finish what I started.... YOU were the one that told me that you loved me. That was a lie too. YOU also told me that you wouldn't hurt me. Yet I have the physical and mental scars from that as well. (oh yeah, there was no hit out on me from Damon, that was a lie too). Since you claim that you are saved now, all I want you to do is apologize for what you have done to me. Damon apologized on the behalf of you, but I could not accept it from him. Just admit to what you have taken me through.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.........