As I sit here in front of my computer, I wonder why so-called men is not interested in pursuing a relationship nowadays. I guess that they are looking for sow their royal oates, putting another notch in their belt, whatever it is called these days. What happened to chilvary? What happened to getting to know the person intimately, not in a sexual manner?
Well I come from the old school, where it was common place for a man to court you, get to know you, take a woman out on a date. etc. Now it is 'let me get your number so that I can blow that back out later'. No romance, no swooning, nothing. And women is falling for it every time.
Let me tell you that I know what I want, and I am not settling for anything under that. If you think you can change my mind, go for what you know.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Venting on DC Men
Hello to one and all! I gotta vent for a minute! Fellas, you can put your two cents spin on it. Maybe I am not seeing something.
I have had a BlackPlanet.com page for years and have came across some nice people and some fine yet stupid people. When I moved back into the DC area, my stupid people volume have tripled... YES PEOPLE, TRIPLED!
What I refer to stupid people, I refer to the men that leaves one-line notes such as "damn", "hi sexy", and my personal favorite, "when can I tap that ass?". Most of these notes gets ignored or deleted immediately after opening it, but there are times where I want to know why a person send these types of notes. The response that I got from these niglets can be placed under one word: SEX. Apparantly, these guys feel that the women on BP are an easy lay, and they dont have to use other websites like FuckMeAndLeave.com (fmandl.com) and Online Booty Call.com (OBC.com). Unfortunately for these niglets, this is grounds for a good cursing out by any sensible woman who don't want that in their lives.
The next step up is the men that want to see you 'not now, but right now'. Mind you, these guys dont know your name, never spoke to you over the phone, and may have chatted with you once or twice. They are ready to meet you (mainly at their place) without even knowing the basic information about the woman. C'mon now, think!
Now I know that there are gentlemen in this area that knows the basics and the foundation of having a fun, solid relationship or even friendship. Most of them are just trying to get another notch in their belt or sowing their royal oats. If you want respect from the queens, you have to respect yourself.
I have had a BlackPlanet.com page for years and have came across some nice people and some fine yet stupid people. When I moved back into the DC area, my stupid people volume have tripled... YES PEOPLE, TRIPLED!
What I refer to stupid people, I refer to the men that leaves one-line notes such as "damn", "hi sexy", and my personal favorite, "when can I tap that ass?". Most of these notes gets ignored or deleted immediately after opening it, but there are times where I want to know why a person send these types of notes. The response that I got from these niglets can be placed under one word: SEX. Apparantly, these guys feel that the women on BP are an easy lay, and they dont have to use other websites like FuckMeAndLeave.com (fmandl.com) and Online Booty Call.com (OBC.com). Unfortunately for these niglets, this is grounds for a good cursing out by any sensible woman who don't want that in their lives.
The next step up is the men that want to see you 'not now, but right now'. Mind you, these guys dont know your name, never spoke to you over the phone, and may have chatted with you once or twice. They are ready to meet you (mainly at their place) without even knowing the basic information about the woman. C'mon now, think!
Now I know that there are gentlemen in this area that knows the basics and the foundation of having a fun, solid relationship or even friendship. Most of them are just trying to get another notch in their belt or sowing their royal oats. If you want respect from the queens, you have to respect yourself.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Nine things a woman says and their definition
Nine things a woman says and their definition
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end anargument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Drunk deposits horse in bank for night
Wed Apr 25, 11:14 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man called on his bank for an unusual service when he was too tired and drunk to go home -- he bedded down there for the night with his horse.
The man, identified as Wolfgang H. by German media, went to sleep next to cash machines in the local branch of the Mittelbrandenburgische Sparkasse in Wiesenburg southwest of Berlin after unsaddling his horse Sammy and closing the door.
A spokeswoman for the bank said that aside from an undesirable deposit made by his horse inside the building, the 40-year-old account holder had not breached any house rules.
"The horse was otherwise very well behaved and kept a good watch on his master," she said Wednesday. "Perhaps we should have a supply of oats and water on the premises in future."
Another customer discovered the horse and rider as he slept and informed police, who asked the man to leave.
A police spokesman said that since the horse's droppings had been removed, the matter was now closed.
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man called on his bank for an unusual service when he was too tired and drunk to go home -- he bedded down there for the night with his horse.
The man, identified as Wolfgang H. by German media, went to sleep next to cash machines in the local branch of the Mittelbrandenburgische Sparkasse in Wiesenburg southwest of Berlin after unsaddling his horse Sammy and closing the door.
A spokeswoman for the bank said that aside from an undesirable deposit made by his horse inside the building, the 40-year-old account holder had not breached any house rules.
"The horse was otherwise very well behaved and kept a good watch on his master," she said Wednesday. "Perhaps we should have a supply of oats and water on the premises in future."
Another customer discovered the horse and rider as he slept and informed police, who asked the man to leave.
A police spokesman said that since the horse's droppings had been removed, the matter was now closed.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!
CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!
CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!
KiarslyThick.com, a division of Karmul Entertainment of NC, is looking for beautiful BBW models to be featured on our adult website. If you have the looks, and you have what it takes to be a model, then let a sista know! Hit me up on Yahoo 360 (http://360.yahoo.com/dcadrian2001), MySpace (daquietstorm05) or send an email to dcadrian2001@yahoo.com .
Fellas, you are not being left out! We are also looking for some uninhibited brothers to help out our beautiful BBW models in their photos shoots. So you can hit me up as well.
If you need any additional information, want to know the background of the startup company, or even want to see some of the photos already taken by our signature models, just let me know.
CALLING ALL BBW MODELS!!!
KiarslyThick.com, a division of Karmul Entertainment of NC, is looking for beautiful BBW models to be featured on our adult website. If you have the looks, and you have what it takes to be a model, then let a sista know! Hit me up on Yahoo 360 (http://360.yahoo.com/dcadrian2001), MySpace (daquietstorm05) or send an email to dcadrian2001@yahoo.com .
Fellas, you are not being left out! We are also looking for some uninhibited brothers to help out our beautiful BBW models in their photos shoots. So you can hit me up as well.
If you need any additional information, want to know the background of the startup company, or even want to see some of the photos already taken by our signature models, just let me know.
Monday, March 19, 2007
MQSE is coming along!
Well I am back on the stroll of creating my DREAM COMPANY!
I am working with Onyx Unlimited out of Wilmington, DE in creating paradise for networking, partygoers, and the consenting adults in both the Washington, DC and Wilmington, DE locations. My division will be called MQSEntertainment, and it feature all of the hottest dancers, freestyle hip-hop artists, models, and local businesses in the area.
Interesed? Want more Information? you can send me a comment or email me at mqshbic@yahoo.com. I will give you all of the details and how you can fit in to my dream.
Company's Motto:
"The Best is Demanded and the Pleasure is Guaranteed"
I am working with Onyx Unlimited out of Wilmington, DE in creating paradise for networking, partygoers, and the consenting adults in both the Washington, DC and Wilmington, DE locations. My division will be called MQSEntertainment, and it feature all of the hottest dancers, freestyle hip-hop artists, models, and local businesses in the area.
Interesed? Want more Information? you can send me a comment or email me at mqshbic@yahoo.com. I will give you all of the details and how you can fit in to my dream.
Company's Motto:
"The Best is Demanded and the Pleasure is Guaranteed"
My Bar Tab is $735
Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
The Dream Office Part 1
THE DREAM OFFICE
I work for a small software firm doing helpdesk support down in a little city called Raleigh. Since I am the supervisor, you can say that I know my shyt, and no one here can tell me otherwise. My team consists of four men, all of who are married, nosy as hell and forgets that I am sitting within earshot ninety-nine percent of the time. I don’t mind the chatter; it only gives me an insight about what they look for in a woman if they ever wanted to cheat on their wives. Their flirtatious thoughts are registered in a small file in the back of my mind. I don’t like to mix business with pleasure, but I never let an opportunity for dick pass me by.
Let me give you a peek at my name and my nature. My name is Dream – Dream Patterson-Black. Despite being a big girl, I am a very sexual person by nature. Making love and fucking is two entirely different worlds for me. I don’t make love with no one unless I was really in love with them, and it will take a while to express that side of me to any man. To put it mildly, every man knows their place in my life - to get my rocks off and get the hell out. Sometimes I feel like dick, sometimes I want to be licked, as long as I get my rocks off. As the saying goes, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
This week in particular, we didn’t have a lot of calls coming in, so the crew had a little breathing room to chit chat between calls. They were all giving their so-called 'report' on all of the new girls that started working in the building. They were all on a consensus that one girl in particular had the fattest ass in the building. I already had peeped out the girl. She appeared to be like the pretty girl that could be a lousy lay. While I am listening to them complain and talk, my mind started to drift. I found myself sizing them up mentally with the information that they allowed me to hear to see that would be the weakest link for me to attack. I studied each one intently, like an artist looking at its subject before he strokes the canvas with the brush. .
The first guy is Mason. Mason is thirty-two, brown skinned, five foot ten, and is really a crazy, cool guy. He attracts the hoochie mama drama queens like flies to shyt most of the time - hell every girl that he ever mentioned sounds like that type. His wife appears to be that girl that will always have that spare dick lying around, just in case Mason doesn’t perform to her satisfaction. The next guy is Laron. Laron is an older cat - forty-five or so, that appears to have a little kinky streak to him. He reminds me of Willie Dynamite, that cool pimp that could talk a girl out of her panties and her income with that baby face. The third guy is Allen, but I call him Huey p. Newton because of his mind and his complexion, which is honey colored. He is always taking about some type of religious or military conspiracy happening within the US and abroad. While some of it could be true, some is really coincidental, but he makes it appears it to be all fact. Huey is a TNA man (tits-n-ass for the people), and that is all that he likes to see on a woman. He seems like the type that wouldn’t dare cheat on his wife, but if he could, just one chance, I think that he would go for it. I got on the inside of his mind once as a joke, so I know that he haven’t had a ménage nor anal from a girl, which is almost every man's fantasy that I have come across. The last one I call Choirboy. He will occasionally corral with the boys, but he mainly stays to himself. At forty-nine, he sure as hell don’t look like it. He wears his hair long and straight, which is highly unusual unless you are a retired pimp. I was lost in the thought of it all, when I hear Mason ask me a question. "Excuse me, Mason", I said, being apologetic. "Its OK,' he said. "It looked like you were lost in thought". I told him that I had a lot on my mind, and answered his question. Now I turned my attention to the main conversation, which is on another chick that they have been drooling over in the office across the hall.
“I'm telling you man, she have a nicer ass than the other one,” Huey said. “Whosoever is hitting that has got to love the view”. Laron and Mason agreed with a nod. Choirboy didn’t say a word. I just smiled, as if embarrassed. "Oh I am sorry Dream", he said. Before I knew it, I had given him the shock of his life. "You want to hit that, don’t you?” I asked. Huey looked nervous, as if he had swallowed a canary. "You can admit it. You want to put her face down ass up and break her back". Laron and Mason had a look of shock on their faces. Choir Boy turned around and stared at me, bewildered and shocked as well.
Huey gulped hard, trying to swallow his heart and all of his other organs. "Yeah I wouldn’t mind, but I cant, you know that," he said, trying to ease the tension that I had created. I knew I had him reeling.
"Put that out of your mind for a minute. If you knew that you could fuck her, would you?” I asked him. He took a gulp of air.
"If you put it that way, yeah I would. I would tear that ass a new one,” he nodded. That is what I like to hear, I thought to myself. Laron saw the look in my eyes, and I guess that he really wanted to stop me in my tracks. The plan came too late for anyone to attempt to stop me.
"What are you trying to do?" Laron asked.
"I’m just being nosey, that's all. Since half the time you guys realize that I’m not here, why not ask the burning questions.” I turned toward Huey, who have begun to turn red from embarrassment. “Did I embarrass you Huey?" Huey shook his head and said no. " I just never heard you talk like that before. " Well they will be hearing a lot more of that type of talk from my lips. Mason turned to take a call. As he turned I could see that he had been aroused slightly by the bulge in his pants. I think I found the weakest link.
I work for a small software firm doing helpdesk support down in a little city called Raleigh. Since I am the supervisor, you can say that I know my shyt, and no one here can tell me otherwise. My team consists of four men, all of who are married, nosy as hell and forgets that I am sitting within earshot ninety-nine percent of the time. I don’t mind the chatter; it only gives me an insight about what they look for in a woman if they ever wanted to cheat on their wives. Their flirtatious thoughts are registered in a small file in the back of my mind. I don’t like to mix business with pleasure, but I never let an opportunity for dick pass me by.
Let me give you a peek at my name and my nature. My name is Dream – Dream Patterson-Black. Despite being a big girl, I am a very sexual person by nature. Making love and fucking is two entirely different worlds for me. I don’t make love with no one unless I was really in love with them, and it will take a while to express that side of me to any man. To put it mildly, every man knows their place in my life - to get my rocks off and get the hell out. Sometimes I feel like dick, sometimes I want to be licked, as long as I get my rocks off. As the saying goes, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
This week in particular, we didn’t have a lot of calls coming in, so the crew had a little breathing room to chit chat between calls. They were all giving their so-called 'report' on all of the new girls that started working in the building. They were all on a consensus that one girl in particular had the fattest ass in the building. I already had peeped out the girl. She appeared to be like the pretty girl that could be a lousy lay. While I am listening to them complain and talk, my mind started to drift. I found myself sizing them up mentally with the information that they allowed me to hear to see that would be the weakest link for me to attack. I studied each one intently, like an artist looking at its subject before he strokes the canvas with the brush. .
The first guy is Mason. Mason is thirty-two, brown skinned, five foot ten, and is really a crazy, cool guy. He attracts the hoochie mama drama queens like flies to shyt most of the time - hell every girl that he ever mentioned sounds like that type. His wife appears to be that girl that will always have that spare dick lying around, just in case Mason doesn’t perform to her satisfaction. The next guy is Laron. Laron is an older cat - forty-five or so, that appears to have a little kinky streak to him. He reminds me of Willie Dynamite, that cool pimp that could talk a girl out of her panties and her income with that baby face. The third guy is Allen, but I call him Huey p. Newton because of his mind and his complexion, which is honey colored. He is always taking about some type of religious or military conspiracy happening within the US and abroad. While some of it could be true, some is really coincidental, but he makes it appears it to be all fact. Huey is a TNA man (tits-n-ass for the people), and that is all that he likes to see on a woman. He seems like the type that wouldn’t dare cheat on his wife, but if he could, just one chance, I think that he would go for it. I got on the inside of his mind once as a joke, so I know that he haven’t had a ménage nor anal from a girl, which is almost every man's fantasy that I have come across. The last one I call Choirboy. He will occasionally corral with the boys, but he mainly stays to himself. At forty-nine, he sure as hell don’t look like it. He wears his hair long and straight, which is highly unusual unless you are a retired pimp. I was lost in the thought of it all, when I hear Mason ask me a question. "Excuse me, Mason", I said, being apologetic. "Its OK,' he said. "It looked like you were lost in thought". I told him that I had a lot on my mind, and answered his question. Now I turned my attention to the main conversation, which is on another chick that they have been drooling over in the office across the hall.
“I'm telling you man, she have a nicer ass than the other one,” Huey said. “Whosoever is hitting that has got to love the view”. Laron and Mason agreed with a nod. Choirboy didn’t say a word. I just smiled, as if embarrassed. "Oh I am sorry Dream", he said. Before I knew it, I had given him the shock of his life. "You want to hit that, don’t you?” I asked. Huey looked nervous, as if he had swallowed a canary. "You can admit it. You want to put her face down ass up and break her back". Laron and Mason had a look of shock on their faces. Choir Boy turned around and stared at me, bewildered and shocked as well.
Huey gulped hard, trying to swallow his heart and all of his other organs. "Yeah I wouldn’t mind, but I cant, you know that," he said, trying to ease the tension that I had created. I knew I had him reeling.
"Put that out of your mind for a minute. If you knew that you could fuck her, would you?” I asked him. He took a gulp of air.
"If you put it that way, yeah I would. I would tear that ass a new one,” he nodded. That is what I like to hear, I thought to myself. Laron saw the look in my eyes, and I guess that he really wanted to stop me in my tracks. The plan came too late for anyone to attempt to stop me.
"What are you trying to do?" Laron asked.
"I’m just being nosey, that's all. Since half the time you guys realize that I’m not here, why not ask the burning questions.” I turned toward Huey, who have begun to turn red from embarrassment. “Did I embarrass you Huey?" Huey shook his head and said no. " I just never heard you talk like that before. " Well they will be hearing a lot more of that type of talk from my lips. Mason turned to take a call. As he turned I could see that he had been aroused slightly by the bulge in his pants. I think I found the weakest link.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Voltron Breakdance Clip-- Robot Chicken
| I love this clip from Robot Chicken! Voltron getting served! | |
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Christmas Wish List
It is that time of year where the true meaning of christmas goes out the window and to the local stores and malls all over the world. I am going to join in the fanfare and give you my personal wishlist.
Apple computer (desktop or laptop)
Nintendo Wii
FujiFilm S5200 or Pentax Optio M20 digital camera
More lenses for my Canon 35mm camera
What I really want for Christmas is one day of peace in the world.
Apple computer (desktop or laptop)
Nintendo Wii
FujiFilm S5200 or Pentax Optio M20 digital camera
More lenses for my Canon 35mm camera
What I really want for Christmas is one day of peace in the world.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
R.I.P Angie 1971-2006
On December 10, 2006, I lost a very dear friend of mine to lupus. She fought a very had battle up until the end. This song was one of my friends favorite gospel songs.
When Sunday Comes
by Daryl Coley
Verse:
When Sunday comes, my trouble gone,
as soon as it gets here, I'll have a new song.
When Sunday comes,
I won't have to cry no more,
Jesus will soothe my troubled mind,
all of my heartaches will be left behind;
when Sunday comes.
Chorus:
Just to behold His face, His saving grace.
Oh yes, I've got to see Jesus for me,
when Sunday comes (2x).
Vamp 1:
Come Sunday,
come Sunday.
Vamp 2:
Come Sunday, shout my troubles over.
Come Sunday, cry no more.
Sunday,
come Sunday, see His face.
Sunday,
come Sunday, saving grace.
Vamp 3:
Sunday (7x),
hallelujah
Sunday(8x),
thank You Jesus
When Sunday Comes
by Daryl Coley
Verse:
When Sunday comes, my trouble gone,
as soon as it gets here, I'll have a new song.
When Sunday comes,
I won't have to cry no more,
Jesus will soothe my troubled mind,
all of my heartaches will be left behind;
when Sunday comes.
Chorus:
Just to behold His face, His saving grace.
Oh yes, I've got to see Jesus for me,
when Sunday comes (2x).
Vamp 1:
Come Sunday,
come Sunday.
Vamp 2:
Come Sunday, shout my troubles over.
Come Sunday, cry no more.
Sunday,
come Sunday, see His face.
Sunday,
come Sunday, saving grace.
Vamp 3:
Sunday (7x),
hallelujah
Sunday(8x),
thank You Jesus
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Tuesday’s Worst Persons in the World
This is from MSNBC.com
How about the whole unnamed family from South Carolina. Great Grandma got the 12-year-old boy a Nintendo Gameboy Advance for Christmas, but she wrapped it up, put it under the Christmas tree and told him not to open it. Hadn’t he punched a police officer last month, it was perhaps no surprise that the boy opened it anyway, whereupon his mother called the cops and had her 12-year-old son arrested for unwrapping the expensive Christmas present that you got him anyway too early.
A not very functional family in South Carolina, Tuesday’s Worst Persons in the World.
How about the whole unnamed family from South Carolina. Great Grandma got the 12-year-old boy a Nintendo Gameboy Advance for Christmas, but she wrapped it up, put it under the Christmas tree and told him not to open it. Hadn’t he punched a police officer last month, it was perhaps no surprise that the boy opened it anyway, whereupon his mother called the cops and had her 12-year-old son arrested for unwrapping the expensive Christmas present that you got him anyway too early.
A not very functional family in South Carolina, Tuesday’s Worst Persons in the World.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Poem - Love Eventually
Love Eventually
I'm tired of the roller coaster ride
that my heart is taking me through
I don't know what love is anymore
because love has never been true
treating me like a motherless child
tossed away with yesterday's news
not caring about any feelings
that haunts me
I hold on to the thought that one day
One day love will find me
Eventually
I can see my longing for that love
cradling me in its arms
As a mother soothes her child
giving me that agape love that I yearn
Unconditional, not thinking about the consequences
that has been bestowed upon me
I want to feel the warmth of the breeze going through my hair
as the sands in an hourglass
the sun warming my soul with each ray
welcoming me to live life once again
and my soul becomes free from its restraints
that the hurt of love holds
soaring like an eagle high above the clouds
my heart will be unbound ready to love
eventually
I'm tired of the roller coaster ride
that my heart is taking me through
I don't know what love is anymore
because love has never been true
treating me like a motherless child
tossed away with yesterday's news
not caring about any feelings
that haunts me
I hold on to the thought that one day
One day love will find me
Eventually
I can see my longing for that love
cradling me in its arms
As a mother soothes her child
giving me that agape love that I yearn
Unconditional, not thinking about the consequences
that has been bestowed upon me
I want to feel the warmth of the breeze going through my hair
as the sands in an hourglass
the sun warming my soul with each ray
welcoming me to live life once again
and my soul becomes free from its restraints
that the hurt of love holds
soaring like an eagle high above the clouds
my heart will be unbound ready to love
eventually
Homewreckers' Anthem
This is the Homewrecker's Anthem. If you can the songs that make up her anthem, take them as a warning and watch what you say. She may be listening to your everything thought!
All you gotta do is say yes
Don't deny what you feel
Let me undress you babe
Open up your mind and just rest
I'm about to let you know ...
Come and get this, waited all my life for your touch and soft kiss
And life will never be the same, while ya moan and groan
I hear your voice call my name
Holding your body like a plastic molding
Your soul I'll be controlling
As the candles burn, we toss and turn
From night to day, all our pleasures we learn
Come and play with me tonight's our night baby,
50 candles burn bright
Come and roll with me
Make love to me
Hold on tight, It's going to be a bumpy ride
I won't tell your secrets
Your secrets are safe with me
I will keep your secrets
Just think of me as the pages in your diary
Friday, November 24, 2006
Plastic Surgery
Plastic Surgery
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret andthe surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality andthat the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went throughthis all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery andempathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret andthe surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality andthat the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went throughthis all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery andempathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."
Friday, November 17, 2006
R.I.P Squeakers (2003-2006)
My beloved cat Squeakers died this evening at home after a brief illness. He is survived by his mother Sam, his sister Brownie, and step-brother Oreo.
He will be greatly missed by all.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
R&B singer Gerald Levert dead at 40
Gerald Levert, the R&B singer whose hits included "I Swear" and "I'd Give Anything," as well as chart-toppers with the groups LeVert and LSG, has died, according to his label, Atlantic Records. He was 40.
Levert died of a heart attack Friday at his Cleveland, Ohio, home, according a statement from Atlantic.
"He was one of the greatest voices of our time, who sang with unmatched soulfulness and power, as well as a tremendously gifted composer and an accomplished producer," the statement read. "Above all, he was an exceptional human being whose warmth and grace inspired us all."
Levert, the son of O'Jays member Eddie Levert Sr., first hit it big with his sibling Sean and friend Marc Gordon as the trio LeVert in the mid-'80s. The group's hits included the 1987 song "Casanova," which hit the Top Five on the pop charts.
Gerald Levert went solo in 1991. His hits included a duet with his father, "Baby Hold On to Me."
In 1997 he and singers Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat formed LSG. The group's self-titled album sold more than two million copies, and their hits included "My Body."
More recent albums by Levert included 2002's "The G Spot" and 2004's "Do I Speak for the World."
His most recent album was 2005's "Voices."
Levert had four children.
Levert died of a heart attack Friday at his Cleveland, Ohio, home, according a statement from Atlantic.
"He was one of the greatest voices of our time, who sang with unmatched soulfulness and power, as well as a tremendously gifted composer and an accomplished producer," the statement read. "Above all, he was an exceptional human being whose warmth and grace inspired us all."
Levert, the son of O'Jays member Eddie Levert Sr., first hit it big with his sibling Sean and friend Marc Gordon as the trio LeVert in the mid-'80s. The group's hits included the 1987 song "Casanova," which hit the Top Five on the pop charts.
Gerald Levert went solo in 1991. His hits included a duet with his father, "Baby Hold On to Me."
In 1997 he and singers Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat formed LSG. The group's self-titled album sold more than two million copies, and their hits included "My Body."
More recent albums by Levert included 2002's "The G Spot" and 2004's "Do I Speak for the World."
His most recent album was 2005's "Voices."
Levert had four children.
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