"10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Somebody hollers 'Hoe Down' and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, 'Hey y'all watch this.'
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night. "
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This is just a glimpse into my mind and what it is to be called a Homewrecker. I will be posting little stories of my life and the lives of the people that I affect, and people can posts their own questions and stories.
About Me
- StormAndThunda
- I am a voluptuous diva living and working in the Washington DC area. here is a journal of my ups, my downs, and other random craziness here in the Nations' Capital.
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