Plastic Surgery

Plastic Surgery

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret andthe surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality andthat the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went throughthis all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery andempathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."